Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.4 {Collection}
Post Last Modified – April 25, 2023 ¦ gr8traveltips.com
To Help Make Your Day a Little Bit Brighter
Enjoy your coffee with some {Travel Jokes and Humour} to 🌞 Brighten Your Day!
For most of us, we work hard and take life just a little too seriously. So after 30 years of a regimented career, it’s now time to kick back and relax a little.
One of things I have always enjoyed and never fails to put a 🙂 smile on my face is a good joke!
So, now being the proud owner of my own Travel, Health & Wellness Blog here, I’m free to add whatever I like. So why not add a little 🌞 sunshine to your day or ☕ coffee break, by posting the odd good clean joke!
I receive all kinds of crazy 📧 emails weekly from family and friends. On occasion, a lot of them just happen to be jokes! So it’s time to pass on a few of them ever so often for you to enjoy!
My Collection of Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.4
Bill and Blanche
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say,
” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that 🚁 helicopter “
Blanche always replied,
” I know Bill, but that 🚁 helicopter ride is 💵 fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
” Blanche, I’m 75 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”
To this, Blanche replied,
” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks. “
The 👨 pilot overheard the couple and said,
” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it’s 💸 fifty dollars! “
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his 🚀 daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word…
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
” By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed! “
Bill replied,
” Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you
know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
Have a Nice Day! 🙂
😎 Safe and Healthy Travels!
✨ Did You Know …
🤡 Travel Jokes & Humour Ed.1 [Collection]
🤡 Travel Jokes & Humour Ed.2 [Collection]
🤡 Travel Jokes & Humour Ed.3 [Collection]
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