A Collection of Gr8 Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.5

Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.5

Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.5 to Help Make Your Day a Little Bit Brighter

Enjoy your coffee with a little Gr8 Travel Tips Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.5  to Brighten Your Day!  For most of us, we work hard and take life just a little too seriously.  So after 30 years of a regimented career, it’s now time to kick back and relax a little. One of things I have always enjoyed and never fails to put a smile on my face is a good joke!

So, now being the proud owner of my own Travel Blog, I’m free to add whatever I like and why not adding a little sunshine to your day or coffee break but a good clean joke!

I receive all kinds of crazy emails weekly from family and friends, and yes, a lot of them are jokes!  So it’s time to pass on a few of them ever so often for you to enjoy.  I hope these jokes help put a smile on your face even for just a few seconds!

My Collection of Gr8 Travel Tips Humour #5

disney cruise ship

Cruise Ship Humour

I never get tired of reading some of the questions asked of staff on Cruise Ships!  As a matter of fact, I have a niece who has worked on a major cruise ship for over 10 years and she says that she has heard just about everything from passengers.

Here’s a little sample to brighten your day!

Top 10 Dumbest Questions Ever Asked of Cruise Staff …

Cruise Ship Staff

  • Excuse Me But Do These Steps Go Up Or Down?
  • What Do You Do With Those Beautiful Ice Carvings After They Melt?
  • Can You Tell Me What Elevator I Have To Take To Get To The Front Of The Ship?
  • Does The Crew Sleep On This Cruise Ship?
  • Can You Tell Me If This Island Is Completely Surrounded With Water?

Mystery Island Vanuatu

  • Can You Tell Me If This Ship Makes Its Own Electricity?
  • Do You Use Salt Water In The Toilets?
  • What Elevation Are We At On This Ship?

To the Ships Photographer

  •  If You Don’t Mark The Pictures, How Will I Know Which Ones Are Mine?

Cruise Ship Photographer

The Number 1 All Time Favorite Question Asked of Cruise Ship Staff …

  • What Time Is The Midnight Buffet Being Served?

Cruise Holiday Buffet

Have a Nice Day! 🙂

Safe travels!

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