To Help Make Your Day a Little Bit Brighter
Enjoy your coffee with a little Gr8 Travel Tips Travel Jokes and Humour to Brighten Your Day!
For most of us, we work hard and take life just a little too seriously. So after 30 years of a regimented career, it’s now time to kick back and relax a little. One of things I have always enjoyed and never fails to put a smile on my face is a good joke!
So, now being the proud owner of my own Travel Blog, I’m free to add whatever I like and why not adding a little sunshine to your day or coffee break but a good clean joke!
I receive all kinds of crazy emails weekly from family and friends, and yes, a lot of them are jokes! So it’s time to pass on a few of them ever so often for you to enjoy. I hope these jokes help put a smile on your face even for just a few seconds!
My Collection of Gr8 Travel Tips Humour #4
Bill and Blanche
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say,
” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “
Blanche always replied,
” I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
” Blanche, I’m 75 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”
To this, Blanche replied,
” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks. “
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars. “
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word…
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
” By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed! “
” Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you
know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
Have a Nice Day! 🙂