A Gr8 Collection of Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.4

Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.4

To Help Make Your Day a Little Bit Brighter

Enjoy your coffee with a little Gr8 Travel Tips Travel Jokes and Humour to Brighten Your Day!

For most of us, we work hard and take life just a little too seriously. So after 30 years of a regimented career, it’s now time to kick back and relax a little. One of things I have always enjoyed and never fails to put a smile on my face is a good joke!

So, now being the proud owner of my own Travel Blog, I’m free to add whatever I like and why not adding a little sunshine to your day or coffee break but a good clean joke!

I receive all kinds of crazy emails weekly from family and friends, and yes, a lot of them are jokes! So it’s time to pass on a few of them ever so often for you to enjoy. I hope these jokes help put a smile on your face even for just a few seconds!

My Collection of Gr8 Travel Tips Humour #4

Elderly Couple

Bill and Blanche

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,

And every year Bill would say,

” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “

 

Blanche always replied,

” I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “

 

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

” Blanche, I’m 75 years old.  If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

 

To this, Blanche replied,

” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks. “

 

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars. “

 

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

helicopter tour

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word…

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

” By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed! “

 

Bill replied,

” Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you

know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “

Have a Nice Day! 🙂

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