A Collection of Gr8 Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.3

Travel Jokes and Humour Ed.3

To Help Make Your Day a Little Bit Brighter

Enjoy your coffee with a little Gr8 Travel Tips Travel Jokes and Humour to Brighten Your Day!

For most of us, we work hard and take life just a little too seriously. So after 30 years of a regimented career, it’s now time to kick back and relax a little. One of things I have always enjoyed and never fails to put a smile on my face is a good joke!

So, now being the proud owner of my own Travel Blog, I’m free to add whatever I like and why not adding a little sunshine to your day or coffee break but a good clean joke!

I receive all kinds of crazy emails weekly from family and friends, and yes, a lot of them are jokes! So it’s time to pass on a few of them ever so often for you to enjoy. I hope these jokes help put a smile on your face even for just a few seconds!

My Collection of Gr8 Travel Tips Humour #3

GED Scores in Mail

Why Teachers Drink

Genuine answers received from sixteen year olds on a GED examination;

Q.  Name the Four Seasons

A.  Salt, Pepper, Mustard & Vinegar

 

Q.  How can you delay milk from tuning sour?

A.  Keep in the cow.

 

Q.  What is the fibula?

A.  A small lie.

 

Q.  Give the meaning of the term Caesarean section.

A.  The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

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I love this next one! 🙂

Q.  What is a terminal illness?

A.  When you are sick at the airport.

 

Q.  What does the word benign mean?

A.  Benign is what you will be after you turn eight.

 

Q.  What are steroids?

A.  Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 

Q.  Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A.  Premature death.

 

Have a Nice Day!

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